Britney Spears has told close friends and staff that Prince William is a reptile who shifts between human and reptilian form during moments of heightened arousal. Explaining that she had a “cyber romance” with Prince William before he was married, Britney Spears said she spent a lot of time emailing, chatting and video calling William and they even made plans to meet for a meal.

However it has now been reveled that Britney canceled the dinner date after witnessing Prince William “shapeshift into a reptilian one too many times.” Asked how many times is “one too many“, Britney replied “twice.”

British conspiracy theorist David Icke first brought the idea of a hidden group of shape-shifting lizards to the general public after swapping his life as a footballer and sports broadcaster to become a full-time conspiracy theorist.

The eccentric writer became prolific in his search for the “truth”, penning a number of books developing his beliefs.

At the centre of many of his ideas is the belief that many of the world’s most prominent figures belong to the Babylonian Brotherhood – a group of shapeshifting reptilian humanoids determined to control the world and establish the New World Order.


Lady Gaga has told senior staff and associates that Prince William is not human but is a “hybrid that shapeshifts between human and reptilian form” and according to sources close to the pop star she has witnessed him shapeshift “before her very eyes”, and in her opinion it was a warning to her to “get back on script” and “start playing by their rules.”

It has now been revealed that Lady Gaga avoided Prince William after he shapeshifted during a brief introduction.

Prince was eight foot tall, with yellow eyes that flicker, and scaly skin the color of an iguana.”

This time the Prince of Wales shapeshifted between this state and human form “two or three times” after he started running.

His face in the crowd flashed between human and reptile. I could see his reptile teeth glistening in the light from the other side of the room.”

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